{"id":2384,"date":"2025-04-21T21:20:03","date_gmt":"2025-04-21T18:20:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kirmizibulten.com.tr\/?post_type=columist&p=2384"},"modified":"2025-04-21T21:23:05","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T18:23:05","slug":"deli-dumrul-vergi-dairesi","status":"publish","type":"columist","link":"https:\/\/kirmizibulten.com.tr\/index.php\/yazarlar\/mehmet\/konu\/deli-dumrul-vergi-dairesi\/","title":{"rendered":"DEL\u0130 DUMRUL VERG\u0130 DA\u0130RES\u0130\u2026"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

\u201cAh be Dumrul, deli divane Dumrul. Kuru \u00e7aya tahta bir k\u00f6pr\u00fc kurup buradan ge\u00e7enden, ge\u00e7meyenden vergi al\u0131rken birilerine \u00f6rnek olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 neden d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmedin de yakt\u0131n bizi\u201d\u2026.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bilmeyen yoktur Dede korkut hikayelerinden zaman\u0131n s\u00fcper kahraman\u0131 Deli Dumrul\u2019u.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dumrul tasvir edilirken, bir oturu\u015fta 40 yi\u011fidin yedi\u011fini yiyen, 10 ayg\u0131r\u0131n i\u00e7ti\u011fini i\u00e7en, da\u011fa \u00e7\u0131kan, ay\u0131larla g\u00fcre\u015fen, herkese gider yapan g\u00fcc\u00fc ve kafas\u0131na esti\u011fini yapmas\u0131yla etrafa korku salan bir yi\u011fit olarak anlat\u0131l\u0131r..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pek fazla zeki ve tutarl\u0131 bir kahraman izlenimi vermez ama yine de cand\u0131r, ci\u011ferdir, dahas\u0131 \u00e7ok saft\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Me\u015fhur maceras\u0131n\u0131n sonlar\u0131na do\u011fru celallenmeyi b\u0131rak\u0131p epey ezik bir ki\u015fili\u011fe b\u00fcr\u00fcnse de koskoca Azrail’e, “Bre deli kavat”<\/strong> t\u00fcr\u00fcnden sesleni\u015fleriyle delili\u011fin dibine vurmu\u015f bir yi\u011fittir Dumrul\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Bu m\u00fcte\u015febbis ki\u015filik, kuru bir \u00e7ay \u00fczerine bir \u015fekilde yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 k\u00f6pr\u00fcn\u00fcn ba\u015f\u0131na \u00e7\u00f6reklenip, ge\u00e7enden bir ak\u00e7e ge\u00e7meyenden ise d\u00f6ve d\u00f6ve iki ak\u00e7e almas\u0131yla tan\u0131n\u0131r…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Do\u011fru mu yapar? Bu ayr\u0131 bir tart\u0131\u015fma konusu\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yi\u011fitli\u011fiyle \u00f6v\u00fcnd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc bir g\u00fcn Azrail\u2019le sava\u015fmaya kalk\u0131\u015f\u0131r, yenik d\u00fc\u015fer. Ama olsun bence en az\u0131ndan kendi \u00e7ap\u0131nda denemi\u015ftir \u00f6l\u00fcms\u00fcz olmay\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Kendisinden deli, kendisinden g\u00fc\u00e7l\u00fc bir varl\u0131\u011fa inanmayan, kimsenin kendisiyle sava\u015fabilece\u011fini d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeyen Deli Dumrul, Azrail’le kar\u015f\u0131la\u015ft\u0131ktan sonra ba\u015f\u0131na gelenlerden insanca d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmeye ve erdemlice davranmaya y\u00f6neltecek bir tak\u0131m sonu\u00e7lar \u00e7\u0131kar\u0131r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Asl\u0131na bakarsan\u0131z Dumrul’ un m\u00fcte\u015febbis ki\u015fili\u011fi, \u00fcn\u00fc ve an\u0131larda ya\u015famas\u0131 i\u015f olarak g\u00f6rd\u00fc\u011f\u00fc k\u00f6pr\u00fcs\u00fcnden \u201cDeli Dumrul Vergi Dairesi\u201d <\/strong>tabelas\u0131 olmasa da gelip ge\u00e7enden vergi tahsilat\u0131 yapmas\u0131ndan geliyor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dedem Korkut, kendisinden ba\u015fka yi\u011fit olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 sanan deli Dumrul’un kar\u015f\u0131s\u0131na onun hakk\u0131ndan gelebilecek olan Azraili \u00e7\u0131karm\u0131\u015f. B\u00f6ylelikle her kula \u201cSenden b\u00fcy\u00fck Allah var\u201d <\/strong>mesaj\u0131n\u0131 vermi\u015f hikayesinde\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deli Dumrul’un kar\u015f\u0131 kar\u015f\u0131ya geldi\u011fi \u015fey sonucu de\u011fi\u015ftirilmez bir ger\u00e7ektir: \u00d6l\u00fcm…<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Sak\u0131n yan\u0131l\u0131p, gaza gelip k\u0131zmay\u0131n, g\u00fclmeyin zaman\u0131n en m\u00fcte\u015febbisi ve en ileri g\u00f6r\u00fc\u015fl\u00fc korkusuz kahraman\u0131 Dumrul\u2019a <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dumrul beyimiz \u015fimdiki nesile k\u00f6t\u00fc \u00f6rnek olsa da bu g\u00fcnleri g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015f gibi tabelas\u0131z vergi dairesi i\u015fletmi\u015f adeta\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Garibim Dumrul, o zamanlar sadece oralarda k\u00f6pr\u00fcden ge\u00e7en veya ge\u00e7meyenden al\u0131yormu\u015f vergiyi peki ya \u015fimdi\u2026..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Para verip yemek yiyorsun, sonra yedi\u011fin yeme\u011fin vergisini istiyorlar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Araba al\u0131yorsun \u00d6tv istedikleri yetmezmi\u015f gibi \u00f6tv\u2019nin kdv\u2019sini istiyorlar. Arabay\u0131 kullanmaya ba\u015fl\u0131yorsun yakt\u0131\u011f\u0131n yak\u0131ta vergi veriyorsun . <\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u0130ster ge\u00e7 ister ge\u00e7me gitti\u011fin yola, kulland\u0131\u011f\u0131n k\u00f6pr\u00fcye vergi \u00f6d\u00fcyorsun. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Zorunlu tuttuklar\u0131 bir belgeye ilave olarak belgede damgay\u0131 zorunlu tutup damgan\u0131n vergisini senden istiyorlar. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Biletle girilen konser, at yar\u0131\u015f\u0131, sinema tiyatro, m\u00fcze sirk gibi yerlere \u00f6dedi\u011fin bedelin yan\u0131nda vergi vermek zorundas\u0131n..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Hikayenin sonunda Dumrul, \u015fimdiki siyaset\u00e7iler gibi herkes bana can\u0131n\u0131 verir san\u0131rken kar\u0131s\u0131ndan ba\u015fka kimsenin t\u0131nlamad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcp dumur olmas\u0131n\u0131 g\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fczde devlet b\u00fcy\u00fcklerimizden \u00fcst\u00fcne al\u0131nan olur mu? <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cevab\u0131 siz d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn\u00fcp bulun art\u0131k..<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yani anlayaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131z Dumrul\u2019a k\u0131yt\u0131r\u0131k bir k\u00f6pr\u00fcden vergi al\u0131yor diye deli dendiyse, g\u00fcn\u00fcm\u00fczdeki Dumrul\u2019un torunlar\u0131na ne dememiz laz\u0131m? \u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cAh be Dumrul, deli divane Dumrul. Kuru \u00e7aya tahta bir k\u00f6pr\u00fc kurup buradan ge\u00e7enden, ge\u00e7meyenden vergi al\u0131rken birilerine \u00f6rnek olaca\u011f\u0131n\u0131 neden d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcnmedin de yakt\u0131n bizi\u201d\u2026.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Ben bizi bizden alan Dumrul\u2019un torunlar\u0131na s\u00f6ylene dururken iyisi mi s\u00f6z\u00fc sizin kara kara d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcncelerinize b\u0131rak\u0131p huzurlar\u0131n\u0131zdan \u00e7ekileyim m\u00fcsaadenizle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vesselam<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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